Today’s WTF moment provided by… Howl-een
So, those of you who live in the USA know that things can get a little crazy around Halloween. Not wanting to be the only grinch on the block, I bought a few pumpkins and winter squash of various sizes and colors to “decorate” my mailbox area. Apparently, this is the sign in our neighborhood that candy is available to trick-or-treaters here. Whatever.
I arranged my “Autumnal Decor” beneath the mailbox and promptly forgot about it. Until…
It being a lovely, sunny day, Miss D and I decided to do our neighborhood patrol a little early, before the sun sets for once. Well, those of you who know us well have likely already guessed. Miss D went <bleeping> crazy when she saw those pumpkins.
“These things weren’t here yesterday.”
“WHAT. ARE. THEY??? HOW?? WHY?????”
“OMG, we’re all gonna DIE!!!”
and so on. When we returned from our walk, she refused to enter the driveway. We had to scoot around the pumpkins and enter from the other side.
It’s just a couple of winter vegetables. I didn’t even carve scary jack o’lantern faces in them. WTF, Miss D.